Turn Off That Center Field Camera!
Congratulations to the World Champion Chicago White Sox! What a great team...and that's the critical word - TEAM. There are plenty of teams in baseball that have better players than the Sox, but no one played better as a team than they did. Somehow, a team without a single .300 hitter (the general cut-off for determining a very good hitter) managed to win 99 games in the regular season and still improved their game in the playoffs. Those of us who coach Little League players will have another example to inspire the kids with. It clearly shows that while the other team may have superstars, you can beat them if you play as a team. Jermaine Dye had a great series and was deserving of the MVP award, but really the MVP should have been split up among all 25 players. Did you notice when Dye was given the award, the first thing out of his mouth was about how they played together as a team, how everyone liked each other, etc. I don't think he used the word "I". It reminded me of that other great team who has dominated pro football the past four years, the New England Patriots. When players were being introduced at the Super Bowl in 2002, the St Louis Rams offense was introduced first and all their All Pros and superstars at nearly every position were introduced one at a time. When it was the Patriots turn to be introduced, the PA announcer simply said that the Patriots had decided to be introduced as a team and the players all ran onto the field together. I turned to my fellow Patriots fan and said "Game over." And I was right, because they were the better team.
So, how am I going to relate the Sox victory to the game of politics? Something schmaltzy about how the Democrats have to work as a team, or how Harriet Miers must feel like the Astros today? No, nothing like that. The problem I have is with technology. TV pictures have become too good. Some background first: a few weeks ago, the Ranter family TV which had provided nine years of loyal service decided to start showing a clear picture with the frequency of Cheney emerging from his undisclosed location. After several attempts to repair it in the only way we have come to be able to repair complex electronics (turn it on and off a few times, if that doesn't work... hit it) it was clear that a new TV was needed. As the price of high definition (hi def) TVs have dropped quite a bit, I decided to upgrade to this new technology and I have to say it is quite amazing. By simply hooking up your new hi def TV to that old antenna in your attic or on your roof that you abandoned when you got cable and then satellite TV, you are able to get (free!) a picture far better than cable or satellite and as bright, sharp and clear as you've ever seen. Football and baseball games show a level of detail that makes you feel you are at the game. The impact on DVDs is also striking. I was watching Finding Nemo with my six year old for about the 50oth time and I saw details of the reef and the fish in the background that I had never seen. So, what's the problem? Well, the two games in Chicago were just fine. However, when they got to Houston, every time the center field camera panned in on a right handed batter, I couldn't avoid having my vision spoiled by the fact that I could clearly see in the first row that silver haired matriarch of the Bush family sitting there with her husband. PLEASE, haven't the two of you done enough to harm this country without spoiling our evening of trying to just enjoy the World Series. Maybe we could forget about the four years of economic disaster brought to us by the adult Bush as he extended the ridiculous policies of the Raygun years of the rich getting richer and maybe something trickles down to everyone else, but now we are suffering because you didn't have the good sense to put your son in a place where he can't hurt anyone. Come on, you don't see "Kenny Boy" Lay sitting in the front row. No, he may be a crook, but he has the good taste to sit outside of the TV cameras' view in a sky box while he chats on the phone with the White House Director of Pardons. So, please Mrs. Bush, convince your husband to spend some of the millions he got from the Saudis and buy a sky box. Besides, in the stands you might have to mingle with "those people." But we really don't have to worry about Houston being in the World Series next year. After the Red Sox broke their 87 year streak without a World Series victory in 2004 and the White Sox broke their 88 year drought last night, surely next year will see the Cubs ending their 97 year cold streak!

