Republican Guilty of Petty Theft
Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham (Thief-CA) resigned from Congress today after pleading guilty to taking $2.4 million in bribes from defense contractors. The Dukester, you may recall, was the genius who sold his home to a defense contractor for $700,000 MORE THAN IT WAS WORTH and figured no one would notice. He also took bribes "through a variety of methods, including checks totaling over $1 million, cash, rugs, antiques, furniture, yacht club fees and vacations. " He must feel totally bewildered today. After all, he was only doing what many of his fellow Republicans do every day. His problem was that he was just a little too obvious, but more importantly, he didn't steal enough. Notice that this administration has not even accused anyone of stealing over $8 BILLION that "disappeared" from US funds earmarked for Iraq reparations. We also haven't heard about any problems with all the $100 million no-bid contracts from post-Katrina relief. Nobody from Halliburton or Enron (other than small fish) are in jail today, and Ken Lay and Cheney's buddies will surely get pardoned if they are ever convicted. Cunningham is only the first of many Republicans to fall. Speculation is that the Abrahoff investigation will involve up to 35 Republican congressmen involved in taking bribes or in Republican speak "lobbying activities". And those that don't resign will surely be turfed out in the November, 2006 election landslide of honest, Democratic candidates.

