Bush Makes Things "Perfectly Clear"

NPR published the article reprinted below today on the latest plan for Iraq dreamed up by the same White House geniuses who have got us in the quagmire we find ourselves. They plan to get tough with Iran by threatening to attack them on Iraqi soil. How long before US troops end up chasing combatants across the border into Iran? The writer of the article, being a student of history, saved himself some work by just updating an old article from 1973. Here's his submission to his editor:

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President Nixon Bush vowed on Monday to respond firmly if Cambodia Iran foments violence in Vietnam Iraq, but said he had no intention of invading Cambodia Iran.
Washington has accused Kampuchea Tehran of undermining efforts to bring stability in Vietnam Iraq. Two U.S. aircraft carriers have been stationed in the Gulf as a warning to Cambodia Iran.
"If Cambodia Iran escalates its military action in Vietnam Iraq to the detriment of our troops and, or, innocent Vietnamese Iraqi people, we will respond firmly," Nixon Bush told ABC NPR in an interview.
The Nixon Bush administration has repeatedly told Cambodia Iran not to fuel violence in Vietnam Iraq, and U.S. forces detained a number of Cambodian Iranian officials in raids over the past month in Vietnam Iraq.
Nixon Bush has insisted he wants to resolve the dispute with Cambodia Iran diplomatically, but also has kept his options open. Nixon Bush's comments on Cambodia Iran, along with tougher financial sanctions and actions against Cambodian Iranian involvement in Vietnam Iraq, have revived speculation about a possible U.S. attack on Cambodia Iran.
Nixon Bush told ABC NPR he was not planning to invade, but would do "whatever it takes" to protect U.S. troops in Vietnam Iraq against Cambodian Iranian attacks.