But Officer, I Only Had One Beer With Dinner

Now that Deadeye Dick has come forward four days after shooting his friend in the head, we are all supposed to fall in line and buy his new found openness. I'm not saying the vice president of the United States was drunk when he shot his friend in the head. I'm just saying that his actions after he shot his friend in the head make perfect sense if he did. Cheney now admits to having "one beer with lunch" the day he shot his friend in the head. Many a police officer has heard this story when stopping a car weaving down the road. I'm sure it would be the first time a bunch of Texas bigwigs were drunk when they were driven by luxury automobiles to a spot where they could pour out of the cars and shoot a group of farm raised animals for their enjoyment. When the police showed up at the ranch to speak to Deadeye, they were told to come back the next morning. Try that next time you shoot your friend in the head, and see what the cops do.